Oh My EKIA

Osama's dead and gone, but crap isn't.


Things you wouldn't expect out of the Abottabad raid:


1. Benazir Bhutto, alive, with her famed collection of Mills and Boon.


2. Osama Bin Laden with Benazir's collection of Mills and Boon - his interpretation of Forty Virgins in Paradise.


3. Bobby Darling trying to qualify as one of the forty virgins.


4. Sherni Number One. Yes its out of the blue, but then again, so is the Hindi name for Lara Croft : Tomb Raider. So much for her gravity defying bust. 


5. Meera Khan interviewing Osama. 'I Hate to Cut You Off...'


6. Air India's striking pilots. They're fake anyway.


7. Mamta Bannerjee, Osa-Maa, Osa-Maati and Osa-Maanush (crappy, but so is her campaign)


8. CPI(M)'s Politburo, because their campaign is crappier.


9. Obama! Because he's secretly Muslim. There you go, America!


10. Aaj Tak. Sabse Tez.


11. The Big Boss Mansion. Oh wait, BIGG Boss.


12. The guy who started the stupid 'Osama on Facebook' Status Updates joke.


13. Dawood Ibrahim. Karachi's not his league.


14. Lady GaGa shooting her latest video.


15. Rajnikanth. 


Ahmedabad is eating into my sense of humour. Yet I type.