Au Revoir!

Packing Up! I've decided to migrate to wordpress. Blogspot has been good, but wordpress just seems better. Plus, I'll be merging both my blogs into one : typefarce
http://typefarce.wordpress.com/


Thanks to all the readers for sticking through! :)

Jokepal

As Indian politics turns into a theatre of senility, so does my brain. I propose a Jokepal : a purview of the most hopeless hookups of the extended political bioscope.


1. Digvijay Singh and a Diseased Cow
This should be a happy marriage, seeing that both suffer from acute foot-in-mouth.

2. Rakhi Sawant and Baba Ramdev
Both can start Poga - Pornographic Yoga. All Rakhi needs to do is do Ramdev's breathing exercises, and you've got Busty Bhakti.

3. Bobby Darling and Varun Gandhi
Bobby found a magic lamp. She rubbed it, a Genie appeared. She wished to become Mrs. Gandhi. Poof.

4. Mamata Bannerjee and J Jayalalitha
In the hope that Didi's wardrobe features more than a Missionaries-of-Charity sari, and Jayalalitha's features less of Gemini Studios.

5. Mayawati and Hina Rabani Khar
Behenji desperately needs a Birkin.

6. A Raja and Suresh Kalmadi
Love blossoms in prison. Raja will point the finger, and Kalmadi will forget what its called. Perfect bliss.

7. B S Yeddyurappa and Venkaiah Naidu
Others break coconuts for good luck. Yeddy does a laptop.

8. Amar Singh and Mulayam Singh Yadav
'Do bichare... bina sahare...'

9. Rahul Gandhi and Katrina Kaif
Two "half-indians" and happily ever after.

meh.