bawdi's big boss

what with bigg boss making waves in its self created seas of idiocy, my mind takes flights of fancy... what if i picked the next bigg boss inmates? well, i'd make sure things get rocky... here's my selection for future editions of bigg boss...

season 5

the pakistani flag, the pakistani delegation to the commonwealth games, and suresh kalmadi - and we shall watch the delegation bicker for the flag while kalmadi deviously screws them all.

season 6

mamta bannerjee, ratan tata and a gear box. that nano issue will reach its grandest ending.

season 7

lalit bhanot and a w/c. no elaboration needed - theres shit in both of them, and neither can figure out the other.

season 8

rakhi sawant and that lady of justice statue you see in courts. to see whose 'insaaf' is blinder and better.

season 9

lindsay lohan, sasha baron cohen and the human psyche. the winner will be the first one to say, "Hello, I am Lindsay Lohan..."

season 10

raj thackeray and laloo prasad yadav. marathi manoos vs the bihari babu, while we kill two birds with one stone... err... trp.

season 11

mayawati and louis vuitton - let the battle of the handbags begin.

season 12

bobby darling and aryan vaid. for those who don't know, and most don't, bobby was singing "Main teri hi jaanu (I am yours, O beloved)" while aryan swam in a small pool in small trunks, in their first bigg boss stint. this should make the show borderline disgusting.

season 13

robert pattison and a million twilight fans. everybody will be satisfied - dead edward, lust satiated fans, and relieved outsiders shocked at the brouhaha over an attractive bloodsucker.

season 14

an australian, a washing machine and sachin tendulkar. all of them willingly blast tons.

season 15

mandira bedi and a wok full of noodles. the winner will be the 'strappiest'.

any ideas for further seasons? comment! (yes, its a desperate plea to get some, seeing that my blog has been comment-less)